1. I WILL NOT have pink eye. I am a grown woman. I don't share make up at slumber parties. This sore, red tear duct is NOT pink eye.
2. I do not feel like cleaning. Ever.
3. I miss my dog.
4. I have work to do at work, but not enough time to really do it.
5. I am so not ready for the field trip this week.
6. I am even less ready for Christmas.
7. I am not stressed about this at all.
8. Clearly I am in denial.